So here I am having to give a little expose on our new president Mr. Barack H. Obama. Now I wasn't going to do this but he interrupted my regularly scheduled programming (House) for his little news conference. He could've waited until 9 like everybody favorite president George H. W. Bush, but no Obama had to be different, but I digress...
Now as you already know Obama had a landslide victory against McCain and crew but it wasn't just because he had a better idea than McCain. Oh no there's more to it than that. Way more.
First off when hasn't running for any office he was doing "community reforms". All he really did was go to the hood smoked some dro and bought a little coke to sell it later to Bush. He told all them niggas he was smokin with that he was going to be president soon so get out there and vote to make sure I get there. Now that's the obvious part.
Now what's not so obvious (to the females at least) that while on the campaign trail he was banging at least 10 women per stop and told them to vote for me. After he got done with them, those young thundercats (as a good friend of mines like to call them, Delo) told their friends that what they and so on and so on, they wanted to vote for that man.
And another point, if you didn't know Obama took no public funding for his campaign only private. Well of course you know the fundraisers he had but what u don't are those million dollar coke deals he made with the Colombians and 100 million dollar marijuana deals he made with the iraqis. Talk about a bailout plan...how else u think he's getting all this money.
Well folks there you have it (for now) part 1 of many of True DC Story...next time: Michelle and Joey B.: How They Do It
Now as you already know Obama had a landslide victory against McCain and crew but it wasn't just because he had a better idea than McCain. Oh no there's more to it than that. Way more.
First off when hasn't running for any office he was doing "community reforms". All he really did was go to the hood smoked some dro and bought a little coke to sell it later to Bush. He told all them niggas he was smokin with that he was going to be president soon so get out there and vote to make sure I get there. Now that's the obvious part.
Now what's not so obvious (to the females at least) that while on the campaign trail he was banging at least 10 women per stop and told them to vote for me. After he got done with them, those young thundercats (as a good friend of mines like to call them, Delo) told their friends that what they and so on and so on, they wanted to vote for that man.
And another point, if you didn't know Obama took no public funding for his campaign only private. Well of course you know the fundraisers he had but what u don't are those million dollar coke deals he made with the Colombians and 100 million dollar marijuana deals he made with the iraqis. Talk about a bailout plan...how else u think he's getting all this money.
Well folks there you have it (for now) part 1 of many of True DC Story...next time: Michelle and Joey B.: How They Do It
